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I AM SO FUCKING BLAZED...and all i want are sweet potatoes.



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MMMM HMMM you said it brotha!

aww =( I so had some last night buddy

lol




Hey its been awhile

Long story short... Some drunk chick came up to me and wanted to fuck, we did. The fastest time I've ever taken, no condom in the middle of the woods. STUPID!? - Well worth it. Don't Recommend



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why cause you now have a pine cone wedged up your ass?




I love learning. I hate school.

Why are there rules about what I can and cannot learn? College has been more about doing the song and dance than actually learning for the love of knowledge. It's time to redesign the institution... It was time a long time ago.



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Don't let state-funded education/indoctrination get in the way of your learning.

Students who earn a 4.0 GPA are good at following rules, but generally suck at thinking outside the box. That's why my company doesn't hire them.




You asked me once if I thought you were a worthless human being. I said no, because although I love you, I still pity you.

To answer honestly, though; yes, you are worthless. Absolutely worthless. You are a small, ignorant, narrow-minded, childish man and the world would become slightly more productive if you were not around.

I wish I didn't love you and come just say it to your face and be done with you



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If he's cute, then it really doesn't matter anyway.




That was the best night of my life.

I'll never forget how beautiful you looked last night...






you're the most amazing person I've ever had the privilege to meet. I think I'll love you forever. Isn't that sweet?



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the giant monkey asshole is ruining the sentiment of your secret.

mmmm... sexual swelling!




bike paths/walkways

Dear freshmen and sowhority girls welcome back! However despite how cool you think you are, all four of you do not need to walk side by side on the walk ways and bike paths. Don't worry we can all still admire your popularity if you walk 2x2 like the rest of us





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Campus is crowded. It's really not fair to single out greeks, campus is just a beeznest during the day.

lol I couldn't agree more. I hate the fuckin douche bag guys who walk really slow with a stupid swagger. NOTE: no one is watching you, nor admiring you. you should stop because you're a fucking idiot and waste of time and space. That is all

#2 we're watching you important people in a hurry, with direction and somewhere to go...maybe we don't impress you but you sure as shit impress us.




I sent you that youtube video on facebook because the music and visuals of that video made me instantly think of how I feel for you.  Even though I have expressed it terribly in the past, I have been 100% in love with since the first time we met so many years ago, and I would do absolutely anything for you.  Nobody in the world can do to me what you've done to me as a friend, and I know that we can blow each other's minds in ways we've never tried before.  I'm over the resentment and jealousy and the thought of you alone is enough to cure my anxiety and bad luck.  I love you with all my heart and hope that, if you read this and realize who posted it, you can let me show you what I'm capable of.



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what a disaster it would be if you discovered that i cared
a little too much for friends but not enough to share.



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